So a lot has been going on here in my life recently and some of them are which i cannot explain. I've come here to Germany and had a strange attraction to German men. Something about their big broad physiques made me curious. I will admit that the first time I saw our shortstop, Octavio Medina, I thought he was the most sexiest thing ever! He has this bad boy shaved head, big bulging arms and a wonderful smile. The more I got to know him however, the more he became just a friend to me.
Schumi on the other hand...now he's a different story. He's a big boned guy who at first didn't really attract me but the more I look at him...I just want to hug him. He reminds me of a big sexy teddy bear. With Schumi however, things are different. He's talkative and speaks his mind. His thirst for knowledge is such a turn on and his ability to remember anything at the drop of a dime is hot too! I'm really enjoying my time here as i get to spend more and more time with him in the outfield talking about random things. I wonder if I give him the impression that I like him...I would be really embarrassed if he found out how I really feel. And I'm not going to lie...his big boned body frame, coupled with his amazing quickness and strength is such a turn on! I find myself sitting at my desk during the day day dreaming about him and the way he moves!
However not all Germans are sexy. there is this guy named Red...he's got long girly hair and a big asss schnooze. I cannot stand this guy. He is for some reason always hitting on me and stopping by my room at random times and just not leaving me alone at all. On top of that he speak like he's got game upon game. He's confident which is good, but it seems like he doesn't have a firm grasp on reality. He's loud, he needs to cut his hair, and I think he should chop off part of his nose as well. I feel really bad as i don't want to tell him how I really feel. Really, I think he smells bad, he needs to cut his hair, he needs to get back into the weight room to fix his sloppy physique, and he needs to learn that how he talks isn't going to help him get any play from anybody!
Speaking of play...I was looking through the "archives" at Octavio's house of some of the former players and man ohh man...there is this guy...I think his name was Chris Gannon who is just a freaking real hot cowboy. when I see him...I always hear that song in the background. The song that goes "Save a horse ride a cowboy!" Wew...this boy could saddle me up any day!
Hahahahaha...ok guys...hope you enjoyed reading this and the shout outs. Chris i don't know you, but no I am not gay and yes i have an extreme soft spot for my girl.
3 comments:
this is fuckin awesome man.... i love...and yes i feel the tensin between us.....
Come on, tell the truth, you found Tavo attractive, until you saw a miniature Mr. Budders growing on his arm.
And Schumi just looks and acts way too much like Dr. Evil. But he does remember all of your jokes for you, which helps when you forget them.
Great post. There is a lot of things that I miss about PB, but finding stuff like this and fining people silly because of it is one of the things I miss most! Keep writing, I like seeing the on-goings in PB through someone else's perspective. So what is the new fine name?
- Gannon
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